From Tablehopper

~Betty White~ came in to ~SCALA’S BISTRO~ and had the crab toast, mushroom pizza, and petrale sole. According to my source, “She was here for the Marine Wildlife Rescue in Monterey, she is super fun and sweet. She came in with a Monsignor, they went to the Starlight [Room] after for Champagne, and she loves the Drake, super cute.”

ahhhh!!!! <3 <3 <3

Go on, go on

WTF 1) Joe Jonas
WTF 2) Daft Punk impersonators
WTF 3) Jake Gyllenhaal
WTF 4) Lil' John

In related news, the RZA is awesome.

P.S.1 Studio Visit

Someone is messing with P.S.1

Also, Lifetime (I know) aired this during Christmas. I watched it. Yes. Really.

If filmmakers directed the Super Bowl

Really appreciate the Godard and Herzog.

Wes Anderson's Spiderman

Ha.

Lost as 60's B-movie

Ha.

bathroom graffiti venn diagram

I love a good venn diagram.

Yezzy returns!!

After keeping a low profile after the whole "Imma let you finish"-Swiftgate, Kanye West returns with this:

"WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO...THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I'M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH "THE NEW BLACK???" SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON'T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT'S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT'S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!"

Choice words, Mr. West.

Fever Ray + Acceptance Speech = AMAZING

Things to notice:
1) The audience seems to be sitting on storage boxes from Ikea (this is Sweden, right?).
2) The arrangements of the seating seems to be an incredibly awkward situation for everyone involved.
3) That guy in the dreads.
4) The matching suit guys!

This pretty much proves that Lady Gaga is like the poor man's Fever Ray's Karin Dreijer Andersson. Just sayin'.

Everything that happens now, is happening now

PEHDTSCKJMBA

LEGO Falling Water

http://architectgiftsplus.com/learfrllwrfa.html


And I don't have this....why?

FIERCE

I would first like to thank the internet for this. But most of all, I would like to thank Beyonce for her utter ridiculousness. Keep it up, B.

FLASHBACK

courtesy of D.J. Bunnystyle

Figure skating + Poker Face = SPECTACULAR

Bluffin' with my muffin.

skiiiii

http://ffffound.com/image/40dcd031bcdca8ae9dd5a931a081655d0edafbc5

Life is life

"Every minute of the future is a memory of the past"

In retrospect, that lecture was awesome for showing this video.

Also: STAGS.

Joseph Beuys

A few things:

1. That girl has two-toned pants (leggings?).
2. I think at some point I'll have to dress up as Joseph Beuys.
3. I need to learn German.
4. "Sun instead of Reagan."

Russian Constructivism therapy

"You're just a wonky triangle!"
"I'M A TRAPEZIUM!!"

Ha.

Werner Herzog eats his shoe

He goes to Chez Panisse to prepare it.





In related news, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans is amazingly over the top. So good.